Okay. We will agree that it takes a little more than 2 kegs of beer to fill a bathtub, but we’re finding it difficult to believe 1.8 Jennifer Aniston’s will equal a Tom Cruise. We’ll leave it up to you to find out how many babies weigh the same as a baby grand piano or [...]

First Sony retired the Floppy Disk in March. Now they are discontinuing the Walkman in Japan. Experts are uncertain whether the decline in sales is due to the increasing popularity of MP3 personal audio devices or advertisements like the one below. Thank God we still have calculator watches and bulky cell phones.

Owls are wise. Everyone knows it, but that doesn’t mean they don’t like to let loose every now and then. This pretty amazing blog called Hungover Owls is now documenting the owl party scene.

Are you land locked but crave getting barreled by a big blue wave? Grab a friend and your skateboard, head to Home Depot and get a big blue tarp. Just like that, it’s on.

Joe Garden is a writer for the The Onion who owns many, many t-shirts. Apparently he has too many t-shirts, so he’s started a blog in an effort to allow the masses to help him weed out his collection. Each day he posts a new t-shirt and visitors to his site are able to vote [...]

We don’t know if this exchange is true, actually assume it’s not, but don’t really care in the end because it’s awesome. A friend of the program who sent us the link summed it up best with a concise, “Graphic designers are dicks.”
Enjoy. At the end there is a link to what may be an [...]

No Star, a long time proponent of manly facial hair, is proud to announce our support of Andrew Huston in his quest for the Best Beard in the World. Andrew will be representing No Star as he competes in the World Beard and Mustache Championships on June 5 in his home town of Bend, OR. [...]

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We just discovered this site and can’t stop sending out big ass messages. Post your favorite big ass message as a comment to this post and you might just win a free t-shirt.
Go to http://www.bigassmessage.com to make your own message.

Wow. We feel like taking a shower just for typing that.
This Cold Steel™, Two-handed Great Sword infomercial is so undeniable* we couldn’t help but pass it along. Who are we, after all, to stand between you and  ”flick, flick, flick” 6 lbs of pig-slicing cold steel?
“Sure it’s big, but there’s nothing awkward or clumsy about [...]

Maybe it’s just us, but when we read this story about someone firebombing medical marijuana centers in Billings, visions of firefighters both fighting this blaze and (with at least equal gusto) fanning these flames and being careful to breathe very deeply came to mind.
But we are cynics. Undoubtedly, while fighting this fire to the best [...]

A few years back, in a remote Central Oregon wood, on a cold, snowy April morning, the No Star family attempted to start an Easter tradition. We admit it didn’t quite take, yet, but have hopes to resurrect The Great Easter Keg hunt in the near future. This video is short documentary of the Easter [...]

Relive your favorite moments and settle all arguments with this movie-clip-search-engine-and-database, no kidding, at Anyclip.com.
At the very least, it is a good way to while away the last work hour on a Friday afternoon.
Admittedly, we’re not entirely sure how it works…but the idea seems cool.

Our friends over at Philavania sent us this amazing post about Roller Coaster Chess. The concept is simple, yet brilliant. Simply fasten chess pieces to the board, sneak it onto a roller coaster, and pose for the camera mid-ride while they take your picture. Don’t limit yourself to Chess though. Try Connect Four, Scrabble, Backgammon, [...]

All of us at the No Star HQ love this video. Maybe you will too.

Throughout our storied, if unremarkable, history, No Star has had a semi-fascinating run of prophetic t-shirt designs. It seems that every couple seasons we debate pulling a shirt from the lineup as it too closely parallels real-life, real-crappy events. We had our “Big Bucks. No Whammies” tee we scrapped after 9/11 as it depicted people [...]