It's been our top seller since day one for just one reason: it's true.

Culturally insensitive? Not really. Native American unemployment rates of 30% or more have dropped significantly with the emergence of Native American casinos. Ca-ching!

Does anyone seriously believe that karma awards barbarism?

They shouldn't be called snooze bars. They should be called the button you hit 15 times so you can be late to work again.

...on 22's.

We each drank 12 mojitos and all we got were mo' headaches, mo' nights in jail, and mo' bad ideas for shirt graphics.

Hang out with your wang out. Black out with your rack out. Jam out with your...

You people need to realize this shirt is a public service announcement. We love sea gulls more than our own mothers and will do anything to prevent this tragedy (ie drink by the case).

If getting drunk were a race and they handed out medals or something, my money would be on whiskey every time.

We almost pulled this one, due to the fact that we now hate Gwen Stefani. But further researched showed that despite our contempt for sold out pop stars, we still like birds on t-shirts.

NSW710 girls : S-L
colors: lemon, light blue

Come on, feel the noise.

NSW711 girls : S-L
colors: asphalt

Right at home on your range.

Now when your friend asks, "What you doin', yo?" You don't have to say anything... which is pretty much what you wanted to do anyway.

NSW713 girls : S-L
colors: brown and kelly

...but you ain't shit in Little Italy.

Take a lesson from a cow. You ever see one sweating a deadline, memos, action items or what they might have said at the company party last night? Hell no!

Don't you think it sucks that, because of a little mishap on the ark, the only magic left in the world is in the hands of that crappy David Copperfield guy?

Sometimes you just need to put down the playstation controller.