The proud Bison is Erik's spirit animal... which is noble enough. The fact that this line comes from his favorite song, however, isn't quite so noble.

Remember when you were young and dogs like Rotweillers and Pit Bulls didn't exist? We were all scared of Dobermans, unless, of course, they could rap.

There is absolutely nothing quite like a healthy, neatly trimmed, perfectly maintained 70's bush. Nothing at all.

It's sad. Burritos don't have much curb appeal. But isn't it what's on the inside that counts? Beauty is certainly more than a tortilla deep.

"I started throwing bass. She started throwing back midrange" Honestly, whatever happened to the Biz?

If you rock it in the front, is it still called a fanny pack?

Real Communist dictators rule with an iron fist, an intimidating military presence, and a stready stream of jingoistic propaganda... that doesn't mean they don't enjoy a little humor over the internet on occasion.

Owls are so cool that when they hang out together, people call it a parliament. When we hang out with our buddies, people just call the cops.

A horse is a horse.

I hate cats.

Actually, the dollar is not that weak, but the beer will knock you on your ass.

Getting rad in the office, still isn't that rad.

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Now that the Tsunami Warning System is in place and functioning smoothly, we believe it's high time the Brewnami Advance Notice System be implented in bars worldwide. Think of all the shoes that could be saved.

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colors: olive

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Sean Penn will absolutely refuse to wear this shirt. He hates the Paparazzi. Regardless, he is still going to get one for his birthday.

There is something very reassuring about watching thousands of pounds of metal, people, and highly explosive jet fuel cruise so effortlessly across our skies.

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Pour some out for the guy who pushed us all to slide one more board under that sidewalk bike jump when we were kids. I mean, the guy tried to jump the Snake River Canyon. Actually, pour two out.

This is just some straight up man on man celebration of an outstanding display of physicality... and what better way than with a spirited chest bump? Except for maybe a swift "Good Game" slap on the ass.

Stop the insanity!

We hold the truth that creamsicles are the one of the best thing of summer to be self evident. Let freedom ring.

You shouldn't expect anything less from the most important meal of the day.

Just keep in mind that neither the umbrella nor this shirt will protect you from lightning bolts.

Isn't it funny that real surfers are for getting up wickedly early to hit the sunrise sets... Dawn Patrol... and couch surfers don't usually get up before noon? Maybe they should be called "Couch laying around and playing video games, eating all the left over pizza, and not really helping around the house at all people."

We got so weepy nostalgic about this one, we couldn't even put it in words.

Balloon animals are awesome at parties. The day after a party you never hear someone say "That balloon drank all my beer, spilled on my girlfriend, and puked in the hamper." I wish some of my friends were more like that.

First and foremost, any likeness to omniscient, omnipresent super dieties on this shirt is purely coincidental and that goes for God too. Really though, who do you think would win in a 3 round smoker?

The nighttime is the right time.