Girls, they're always up to something.

I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.

Your hand may smell like feet when you're done, but at least you sure creeped the kids out.

Let the world know that even though your beauty is skin deep, at least it looks flawless.

If not, Alaska later.

Because "pull-out" couch was just way too gross .

It's not lazy, it's just between jobs .

Come to think of it, James Dean might have had it right.

This is just a little shoutout to all the drunk 18 year old Americans in Cancun coming home with Spring Break Señor Frog's tank tops, savage sunburns and stories about the waist-high foam bro.

Do you think that metal detector is going apeshit all over his animal magnetism?

Demonstrate your aim and reckless disregard for wildlife.

Say cheese, unless your teeth are like Nuprin: Little, Yellow, Different.

NSM332 guys : S-XL
colors: kelly

NSW732 girls : S-L
colors: kelly

And this bird you cannot change .

We know it's never your fault and you gotta blame it on something. Might as well blame it on the rain (at least if you live in Portland).

NSM334 guys : S-XL
colors: light blue

These days, it's all about efficiency.

Make smile happen.