Bonzai

Sake is the bomb.

NSM434 guys : S-XL
colors: brown

NSW834 girls : S-L
colors: brown




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    Sunday

Why do they always have that shit on Sundays? Is it because rednecks don't go to chruch?

NSM430 guys : M-XL
colors: anitque black




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    Sharks!

Sticks and stones won't break their bones. They don't have any.

NSW825 girls : S-L
colors: asphalt (pink text)




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    Crue

Sorry, but we just had to jump on the "band" wagon with this one.

NSM416 guys : S-XL
colors: black




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    Cold Beer

Finally a shirt with our two favorite words.

NSW818 girls : S-L
colors: light blue




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    Sure Thing

This shirt is for people who can't say no.

NSM422 guys : S-XL
colors: asphalt

NSW822 girls : S-L
colors: antique black




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    Run from the Cops

It's all about the quick getaway?

NSM424 guys : S-XL
colors: light blue

NSW824 girls : M-L
colors: light blue




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    'Stache

We don't even know what to say about this one. We just love it.

NSM433 guys : S-L
colors: brown




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    Every Weekend

I don't know why we don't.

NSM439 guys : S-XL
colors: kelly, brown

NSW839 girls : S-L
colors: kelly




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    Reno

The biggest little armpit in Nevada.

NSM429 guys: S-XL
colors: antique black

NSW829 girls : S-L
colors: antique black




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    Neigh

 

NSW819 girls : S-M
colors: light blue




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    Chucks

Chucks are so hot right now. It's no wonder due to the incredible technology and ankle support they bring to the table.

NSM437 guys : S-XL
colors: antique black

NSW837 girls : S-L
colors: antique black




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    Cheep

Tweet, tweet motherfucker!

NSM415 guys : S-XL
colors: kelly

NSW815 girls : S-L
colors: kelly




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    Fantasy Football

We started our pre-season fantasy football training in May. There's now way we are going out midseason with carpel tunnel.

NSM431 guys : S-XL
colors:olive

NSW831 girls : S-L
colors: olive




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    100 Proof

Does the phrase "the proof is in the pudding" mean there is booze in it?

NSM432 guys : S-XL
colors: antique black




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    Burger Madness

An homage to the best burgers in Boulder, CO. Next time you're in town, go to the Darkhorse. Tell 'em No Star sent you.

NSW835 girls : M-L
colors: red




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    Color TV

Don't stay in a motel without one.

NSM438 guys : L-XL
colors: antique black

NSW838 girls : S-L
colors: antique black




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    Obama

Hillary is not my home girl.

NSM440 guys : S-XL
colors: black, white

NSW840 girls : S-L
colors: black, white




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    Wire Birds

This one is striclty for the birds.

NSW823 girls : S-L
colors: asphalt


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    Keg

This keg stands alone.

NSM420 guys : S-XL
colors: asphalt




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    To the Break of Dawn

This is a very basic hip hop equation.

NSM441 guys : S-XL
colors: antique black




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    Oui

French kids say the darndest things.

NSW842 girls : S-L
colors: pink




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    Radical

Especially extremists from the 80's.

NSM443 guys : S-XL
colors: black

NSW843 girls : S-L
colors: black




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    Ass Man

Does this mean Republicans are boob guys or just boobs?

NSM410 guys : S-XL
colors: heather




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    Any Beer

Drinking beer for the flavor is like subscribing to Playboy for the articles.

NSM411 guys : S-XL
colors: brown, natural

NSW811 girls : S-L
colors: brown




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