q: how come your shirts
are so rad?
a: sorry, but we can't tell you. it's a secret.
q:why
am i unable to add items to the shopping cart?
a: if you are having problems adding items to the shopping
cart, it most likely because your browser is not set to
accept cookies. change your browsers preference setting
to accept cookies and try again. if this doesn't work,
please contact us.
q:
if i place an order online, how soon will it ship?
a: usually orders will be shipped within 2 business days.
occasionally we are out of stock on an item and we will
hold your order until more are printed. we'll let you
know if this happens.
q: how long does
it take to get here?
a: we ship most everything via USPS Priority Mail and
it usually takes 2-3 days to travel from our hands to
yours. q: what kind
of shirts do you print on?
a: we print on american apparel tees. they are 100% cotton,
super soft and are made sweatshop free.
q: how do
your shirts fit?
a: like we said, we print on american apparel tees. they
are cut for a flattering fit. we don't like those big
baggy shirts. they are boring.
q: what does
faq mean?
a: FAQ is an abbreviation. It stands for frequently asked
questions. DGAF.
q: what is
your return policy?
a: if you buy a shirt and it doesn't fit, you can send it back.
we will refund the price of the shirt or try to exchange it
for one that does fit. all returns and exchanges must be in
brand new condition and unwashed. q: can i design
tee graphics for no star?
a: yes. if you have designed a graphic that you think
would be perfect for us, send it to us. if we use it,
we'll give you $200 and some free shirts.
q: is
that a banana in your pocket?
a: no. we're just happy to see you.
q:
what is a banana hammock?
a: it's slang for tight fitting underwear for men.
q: how come
you have shirts in certain colors on your site, but i
can't order it?
a: If we have certain shirts pictured on the site, but
they aren't list in the order section it means we are
out of stock. Check back in a week or two. We'll probably
have more.
q: do you ship internationally?
a: We sure do. Just add your shirts to the cart and start
the checkout process to figure out what the shipping charges
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